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Kids Are Crazy

Now that I think about it, I wouldn’t be surprised if I was on “Kids Say The Darndest Things”

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair eating a snack cake while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber says to her, ‘Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie.’ She says, ‘Yes, I know, and I’m gonna get boobs too.’

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ‘….. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling, the sky is falling!’ The teacher paused then asked the class, ‘And what do you think that farmer said?’ One little girl raised her hand and said, ‘I think he said; ‘Holy Shit! A talking chicken!” The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

A little girl asked her mother, ‘Can I go outside and play with the boys?’ Her mother replied, ‘No,you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.’ The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, ‘If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?’

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