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The New Kidrobot (Pirate) Store In Chicago

a review from Hypecrew (Hypebeast Forum) member, PepShe:

“So i’m walking down the street, window shopping of course cause its the first of the month (i got bills and rent to pay) and what do i stumble upon…. A KIDROBOT STORE… HERE!!! IN FRONT OF ME!!! NO WAYYYYYYY

so i walk in

I’m immediatly filled with happiness and disappointment.

It looked like… a warehouse turned sexchamber changed at the last minute into a photostudio which doubled as the new kidrobot store. 

I tried to ignore the foil hang from EVERY wall making it appear that i was in a space ship…toliet.

I even ignored the ply wood that peeked behind the posters stratigically hung to hide the cracks in the walls.

I EVEN EMBRACED THE SMELL OF HOME BAKED GINGERBREAD COOKIES THEY DRINCHED THE PLACE IN TO COVER UP THAT -NEW PAINT OLD WOOD- SMELL!

i hummed my around the whole…walk in closet size store. Picked up my favorite munny(plain) dunny(touma), aw’ed and groped the overgrown blue labbit that was guarding the entrance (or warning people NOT to come in) and… skimmed through the books

but i had to leave… i couldnt stand it… it made me not want to buy nothing.

And even though the lady was telling me that this was like “test week” to see if they were gonna keep the store there or not… DONT HALF ASS A TEST YOU WONT GET THE RIGHT RESULTS!

people with diseases dont half ass the test to see how to be cured

cops DEF dont half ass DUI test ( well ….actually they do… call it meeting quotas but ANYWAY)

teachers dont half ass test to students cause half us mo-fos failed SOMETHING in out school time

THEy DONT HALF ASS THE TEST ON ANIMALS FOR MAKE-UP AND TIHS… THAT MONKEY DIDNT HALF ASS DIE TO LET THE SCIENTIST KNOW THAT THERE TOO MUCH BLEACH IN YA LIP PLUMPER!!!

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so… dont half ass a kidrobot shop

especially if it new

BUT… i will be back tommorow!!!!!!! yay!! kidrobot FTW!!”

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